Quiz: College Applicant or The Most Interesting Man in the World?

There’s a famous (fictional?) college application essay that’s been bouncing around the Internet for years. "I am a dynamic figure," the essay begins, “often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention.”

It goes on like that for paragraphs and reminds me a lot of the Dos Equis commercials with The Most Interesting Man in the World. Can you tell whether each statement is from the viral essay or the beer ads? (I’ve changed the pronouns.)

Take the Quiz: College Applicant or The Most Interesting Man in the World?

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